Thicc & Classic | 9×13 Cookie Cake
$30.00
Big, soft, ridiculously good — exactly how a cookie cake should be.
Our 9×13 cookie cake is baked fresh to order, finished with our signature buttercream, and customized just for you.
Choose your flavor, tell us what you want it to say, and give us your colors or theme. We'll handle the delicious part.
Perfect for birthdays, breakups, congratulations, questionable life choices, or a Tuesday that got out of hand. 😏
Need something extra? Elaborate artwork, specialty designs, or heavily customized requests may require an additional design fee. Contact us for a custom quote.
What would you like your cookie cake to say?
Colors, theme, or design notes (optional)
Quantity
Size & Serving Guide
9×13-inch cookie cake
Serves approximately 12–20, depending on how generously you slice it. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, office treats, or any occasion where showing up with an aggressively large cookie seems appropriate.
Because every cake is baked and decorated by hand, slight variations are normal — and part of the charm.
Ordering & Pickup
Cookie cakes are made fresh to order and available for local pickup in Plant City, Florida.
Please select your flavor and customization options when ordering. Need something more elaborate than the standard design options? Contact us before ordering for a custom quote.
Pickup details and instructions will be provided with your order confirmation.
Allergen & Ingredient Information
Our cookie cakes are made in a home kitchen that handles wheat, eggs, milk, soy, peanuts, and tree nuts.
Vegan options are made without animal-derived ingredients; however, they are prepared in the same kitchen and with shared equipment as our traditional products. They are not intended for customers with severe food allergies.
If you have questions about a specific ingredient before ordering, please contact us.