The Plant-Based Problem Cookie Cake
$8.00
Vegan Chocolate Chip
(Chaos… but dairy-free.)
Meet The Plant-Based Problem — the vegan cookie cake that proves you can have chaos without dairy. Soft, thick, chewy, and loaded with chocolate chips (yes, vegan ones), this cake is here to cause trouble in the best possible way.
Perfect for vegans, dairy-sensitive besties, or anyone who loves dessert but wants to pretend they’re making responsible choices.
Frost it. Customize it. Decorate it with petty sayings. This cake is fully plant-powered and fully chaotic — just how we like it.
This one pairs well with:
✔ smugness about being healthier
✔ pretending “vegan” means you can eat double
✔ avoiding lactose like it’s your ex
✔ frosting addiction (dairy-free edition)
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